Last second Post - Advice

I am a bit late for this post, so I will leave a short bit of advice for all those who need it:

Always keep your friends close and close your friend's keep.

Show a good time to your love, but love a good time at the show.

Be kind to sick passersby, and also kick the signs that pass...uh...sorry, got nothing there.

Beat the Monday morning blues by beating someone...no, that's not right.

Ignore stupid advice from the internet or you will stupidly advise the internet of your ignorance.


Hey this is pretty easy...I wonder if you could get a job doing this.