Yoda, Come back from the Dark Side!

Third email received from someone claiming to be "Willie":

Light much set form.
Have play if come words find they.
Feet room side and sea its did more.
More as show and.

Few find without picture air first which she.
His animals called sometimes day and between day.
Which words let sound name.
Near that what always into.

About came name white ways with since words been if.
Mother find city like since high him land.
Old five men air their a going without made.

Those that day once second want this under picture an.
She hear what want point called.
Here today new live in say tell.



You will be surprised to learn that this is for a "Willie" enhancement, hence "Willie" having such a clever name.

Of course "Willie" is not the sender's real name. This is really Yoda, as faithfully reported earlier, sinking farther into the Dark side.

"Old five men air their a going without made"? Could this carefully worded sentence be any more clear? Who do you think you're fooling, Yoda??!

Dead and decomposing, and he still has the nerve to prey on those who are penile- and breast-challenged. Words cannot express my disgust.


I think his English skills have gone to the Loony And Illegible side too.