Its Yoda!!

I am all pins and needles! I just received an email from someone I couldn't initially identify, a small excerpt here:

Part me up where.
Them four them hand.
Are give enough miles while read found.
Might its following kind went keep your.
Answer that made so there found.
Once off thought would without me want.

Should feet air been never.
Work they after paper boy have country play.
Three well want change.
Mother them on should today part year learn she.
while too help you near.

Always room along keep second soon.
Being today think because times once almost sea.
First large called means very.

Large will made life next old had made and.
What another their saw find place.
After an who any below learn feet city after also.
Went better came off.
May parts called against.
Change many while they second himself.


Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yes, that's right. This has got to be Yoda!

His English has definitely deteriorated since he died in Episode Six and he seems preoccupied with paperboys and feet. And he also has switched from flipping the second half of his sentences in front of the first half, to now sprinkling random words into such a pattern that I find that there is absolutely no sense to be made from any of it.

But could this be anyone other than Yoda?!

Possibly he's not dead but has suffered a severe blow to the head. Or maybe he has a lightsabre lodged in his ear. And its ON.

I bet Obiwan did it.