Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Maddox the crabass dumbass...ass

Just got through reading a few pages from the web site of some guy who tells everyone he gets 150,000 hits a day. And he does it with such charm and warmth I'm surprised he hasn't won the peace prize by now.

He is way too preoccupied with body parts for my liking and I think reading any book-length work of his would be, well, to use one of his favorite words: boring.

Trust it to this neanderthal in an intellectual's clothing to miss the whole point with illegal immigration. He just can't take time to go deeper than his smartass sound bites to look at what's happening.

Yes, illegal immigrants have jobs that pay nothing. Yes, he's right that few Americans would take a job that pays nothing. But here's a thought: if we didn't allow illegal immigrants in, then...hmmm, Walmart would have to pay more money to do those jobs. And then when they pass legislation that will make some of these immigrants legal, wow, they might get better pay for the same jobs. Could this be? No, no, that would be thinking too much. Better go back to the boob jokes and insulting the entire planet.

Now this would take away some of the eighty gazillion dollars of profit that Walmart makes every year, so if Maddox is a republican wannabe, maybe he won't like that. But I don't think he is. He very carefully avoids belonging to any groups or organization because he dedicates a lot of time to insulting every possible demographic and he would have to insult himself then and that would force him to send himself hate mail. Of course he'd have to respond to that by comparing himself with another body part, which would really tick him off and he'd have to threaten himself and call himself more body parts, and pretty soon the poor guy would be kicking his own ass.

The point is not to keep them out, dumbass, its to have a level playing field for everyone. And you may be stupendously incredible at doing your job, but if they could get a pile of gravel to sit in your chair and pay it a dollar less than you, then you'd be out on your ass no matter how good you are.

Its all about the profit, Maddickhead.

See I can do it too. My son could fling the body part insults around when he was five. Doesn't take much thinking, which is why you excel at it.


But I bet the gravel could do it better than you.

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